Dinner, drag, and nonstop jokes start your holiday. At MHT Music Hall Tavern in Puerto del Carmen, you get a comedy drag dinner show performed entirely in English, packed with live singing and dancing, plus a homecooked three-course dinner that makes the whole thing feel like a real night out, not just a ticket. One practical heads-up: the venue is up 17 steps to the 1st floor with no lift, so it’s not ideal if stairs are hard for you.

I also like that the show is built like a full program, not random bits. It runs about 4 hours (typically 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM), with a meet-and-greet, a pre-show warmup, a main production split into two parts, and table service all night. And yes, it’s “family-friendly” in spirit—just expect some slightly rude, innuendo-style comedy rather than anything truly vulgar.

Key highlights

• Brand-New Summer 2025 production with modern MHT magic and updated visuals
• English-hosted show with live vocals, dance routines, and comedy
• Table service all night so you’re not stuck missing performances
• Meet-and-greet with the cast plus photo moments mentioned by many fans
• 3-course, homecooked-style dinner with clear menu options, including vegetarian and kids choices
• Strong value for a full entertainment package, and it’s highly rated (4.6 with 422 reviews)

Where MHT Happens in Puerto del Carmen (and the one thing to plan for)

MHT Music Hall Tavern is in Centro Comercial La Peñita, on Avenida de las Playas in Puerto del Carmen. The show reception is where you’ll show your voucher, and you’ll then head up to the venue on the 1st floor.

Here’s the main logistics detail that can make or break your comfort level: there are 17 steps and no lift. If you’re traveling with a stroller, have limited mobility, or just don’t want stairs after dinner, this is worth thinking about before you book.

Good news: once you’re inside, it feels like a party night with an easy flow—meet & greet at arrival, then dinner and the show program. The venue is designed for this kind of fast-moving entertainment, not a quiet, seated theater experience.

Your Night’s Timeline: Meet, Eat, Laugh, Repeat (7 PM to 11 PM)

MHT is set up like a mini festival for your evening. You’re not just watching one long performance; you’re carried through a series of events that keep momentum up.

Here’s what you can expect, in order:

1) Meet-and-greet with the cast

You get a chance to connect with the performers early. Even if you’re not the type to chase photos, this helps you feel part of the evening from the start.

2) 3-course homecooked dinner

The meal comes in three parts while you settle in and get warmed up for the show.

3) Pre-show entertainment

Before the main production, there’s a warmup sequence to get you in the right mood. It’s a good buffer time so you’re not sitting and waiting.

4) The full production show in two parts

The main show is split into two sections with a 15-minute intermission. That break matters because it lets you use the bar facilities without feeling like you missed anything important.

5) Table service all night

This is a big deal for a dinner show. Many nights like this fall apart because you keep missing jokes to order drinks. Here, table service runs throughout, so the rhythm stays intact.

Typical running time is listed as 7:00 PM to 11:00 PM. Starting times can vary, so check your specific availability window when you book.

The 3-course dinner menu: what’s included and what to choose

The dinner is included with the entry ticket, which is what makes this outing feel like a package. You’re paying for a show plus a proper meal, and it’s not just a snack.

What’s on the standard menu

• Starter: vegetable soup
• Main course: turkey roast dinner with turkey, roast and mashed potatoes, seasonal vegetables, and gravy
• Dessert: ice cream vienetta

If you’re eating from the set menu, this is the kind of comfort-food lineup that pairs well with a comedy night. You’re not dining on something fragile that needs to stay perfect through chaos; it’s hearty and made for a group dinner.

Vegetarian and kids options (clearly handled)

They also offer:

• Vegetarian option: bean-based burger with options of potatoes and vegetables
• Children: the same meal as adults, or a chicken nuggets meal

Dietary requirements can be accommodated if you advise in advance. If you have restrictions, I’d message the organizer early so the kitchen has time to plan.

One food reality check (so you know what you’re signing up for)

The dinner generally gets positive remarks for value and being quick, piping hot, and nicely served. Still, one caution: a few people found the food merely okay rather than outstanding. If you’re the type who treats dinner as the main event, you might want to keep your expectations realistic—this is primarily a show night with dinner included, not a five-star culinary experience.

Comedy drag in English: singing, dance, costumes, and the laughs-per-minute factor

This is the heart of the night. The MHT experience is a comedy drag dinner show with live singing, electrifying dance routines, and side-splitting comedy, and it’s performed entirely in English. That matters in Lanzarote, where you may not always find English-language entertainment that’s well-paced and stage-ready.

The style: classic singalong energy with modern production

You’ll see a blend of classic MHT show elements plus newer production polish. The show is described as having dazzling costumes and lots of glitter sparkle. There’s also mention of LED screens enhancing the performance, and you can expect projections to support certain act moments.

A clever detail from the performers’ style: the comedy often leans on innuendo and timing rather than slapstick alone. You’ll laugh because the performers sell it, not because the jokes are random.

Expect a hint of spice, not vulgarity

The tone is “family-friendly,” but don’t confuse that with clean-cut. You’ll likely hear mildly raunchy material and playful references. The key is that it’s presented as comedy with sparkle, not anything truly vulgar.

A name to watch for

One standout performer name that shows up in the overall vibe of the show is Miss Rhona. If she’s on during your night, keep your eyes on her—she’s repeatedly called out for being a favorite.

Drinks and table service: how to plan your bar spend without missing the show

Drinks aren’t included. It’s a paid bar, with table service all night and a wide selection of drinks.

This is where you can shape your budget:

• If you want a calmer spend, limit yourself to one or two drinks and focus on the show.
• If you’re the type who wants to settle in and not think, table service makes it easier to order without breaking the flow.

Some people recommend an all-inclusive drinks option when booking (and rate it as good value), but the core ticket here remains a dinner + show package. So if you see a drinks upgrade available, it can be worth it—but only if you plan to actually use it.

Practical tip: some reviews mention glasses and ordering frequency as a minor frustration when the venue is busy. If you hate repeated ordering, decide upfront whether you’ll do fewer, larger rounds or stick to short orders during peaks.

Transfers and getting there: the pickup rules that matter

Transport is optional. If you select a transfer, there’s a €10 supplement.

One important note: transfers aren’t available from Puerto del Carmen or Tenerife North (based on the stated transfer coverage). So if you’re already in Puerto del Carmen, you should plan to get there yourself unless your booking states otherwise.

If you do use the bus pickup

• The bus has an MHT sign by the front windscreen.
• Wait at the pickup point 10 minutes before your scheduled time.
• Drivers wait no longer than 5 minutes after the scheduled pickup time.

That short driver wait window is common on island tour buses, and it’s worth respecting so you don’t miss your slot.

Is this worth the money? Price vs what you actually get

Pricing is listed as:

• Adults: 44 EUR (standard entry, includes the show and 3-course dinner)
• Children: 34 EUR
• Drinks: paid separately
• Transport: optional add-on with a 10 EUR supplement (when available)

For value, the best part is what’s included. You’re not only buying seats for a performance. You’re also getting:

• a meet-and-greet
• a full 3-course dinner
• a multi-part production show with pre-show entertainment
• table service all night for drinks

That package model is the reason this kind of show is popular with holiday schedules. It’s one reservation that covers dinner and entertainment in a single block, so you don’t lose time bouncing around town looking for food or a later show.

The “price reality check” is just this: if you only care about the show and would otherwise skip dinner, you may feel like you’re paying for meal time you don’t need. But if you like a true holiday night out—eat, laugh, repeat—then the bundle style makes sense.

Who should book MHT (and who might want to choose differently)

This is ideal for:

• couples and friend groups who want a fun, social night in English
• people who enjoy drag performance and comedic stage work
• families looking for a lively entertainment option with a party atmosphere
• anyone who wants a dinner included without researching restaurants and timing everything

It may be less ideal if:

• stairs are a problem (remember the 17-step, no-lift access)
• you prefer quiet, subtle humor with zero innuendo
• you’re extremely picky about dinner quality as a top priority (it’s included and generally liked, but it’s still a set menu for a show venue)

Also, keep in mind that the venue can get busy. Some comments point out tight table groupings and that bar flow can feel hectic at peak moments. The upside is table service helps; the downside is crowd density depends on the night you attend.

Should You Book MHT Music Hall Tavern in Lanzarote?

If you want one easy, high-energy evening that covers dinner and entertainment in one shot, I’d book it. The strongest reasons are practical: English-language comedy drag, a real 3-course dinner included, and a show format that keeps you moving from meet-and-greet to pre-show to a two-part production.

I’d hesitate only if stairs are a deal-breaker for you, or if you’re deeply sensitive to innuendo-style humor. If that’s you, there are plenty of other nights in Lanzarote that feel more straightforward.

If none of those are issues, MHT is the kind of holiday choice that turns into a story you’ll tell later. One ticket, one evening plan, lots of laughs.

FAQ

Is the MHT Music Hall Tavern show in English?

Yes. The show and comedy host are listed as being in English, and it’s performed entirely in English.

What’s included with the ticket price?

The standard entry ticket includes the comedy drag dinner show, a 3-course dinner, and a meet-and-greet with the cast. Drinks are not included.

What food is served in the 3-course dinner?

The dinner menu is listed as vegetable soup (starter), turkey roast dinner with potatoes and seasonal vegetables (main), and ice cream vienetta (dessert). Vegetarian and children’s options are available.

Do children get the same meal as adults?

Children can have the same meal as adults or choose a chicken nuggets meal.

Is there a break during the show?

Yes. The production is split into two parts with a 15-minute intermission.

Is there a lift at the venue?

No. MHT is on the 1st floor and there are 17 steps, with no lift available.